Funny One-Liners From Tamil Movies

Tamil movie world has always had one or more star comedians who provide the necessary relief froman otherwise serious story line.

Some of these stars are as famous and as loved as the heroes themselves.

Sample these from a cross section of movies and please add to this collection, lets sink our worries in a sea of humor!

*Dharumi,[played by Nagesh] poet of the Tamil Sangam era meets LordShiva[played by Shivaji Ganesan] . The Lord is in disguise and Dharumi is blissfully unaware that hes talking to the great one.

Dharumi: Where do you live?

Lord Shiva: Every where!

Dharumi: Oh, you are homeless!

*Manorama gets a puppy and the puppy dies.

Manorama: I got a dog and named him Ceasar,buthe. died! [she says this in her

Nagesh: You gave the dog a name , thats good,

but did you remember to give him any food?

[peru vechiye, soru vechiya?]

*Vivek and friends are idling in an aquarium

*People are preparing for jallikattu[bull fight] and Vivek tries to talk some sense in to them.

Vivek: WHAT! You people feed the poor animal with liquor and poke him?

Villager: If shes willing to pay a good price, we dont mind selling the bull to her!

S.V.Shekhar and wife are talking.They are ontheir honey moon.

S.V.Shekhar: You look very beautiful!

Wife: You are lying!

S.V. Shekar: You rascal! How did you find out?

Hope you enjoyed this. There are many more funny lines that can be added and those of you who want to , please add to this collection.